So I managed to slip in the shower and take like a whole shelf of my roommate's shower stuff down for the ride with me, and now I have a stunning scrape on my chin (from the shelf, I think, but really, it's all a blur) and have discovered an exciting new way to bend my spine, previously known only to acrobats and contortionists. Also, ow ( Read more... )

Minor trigger warning: failing at life, and also bleeding a lot ( Read more... )

On tonight's episode of Exciting Ways To Injure Oneself, we present the epic romantic saga of two star-crossed lovers -- the Couch In Our Play and the Sharp Edge Of The Double Door -- and the Hand that came between them. Specifically, my hand. OW ( Read more... )